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Sunday, August 18, 2013

Toddlers are Harsh

About a year ago I was sitting with two of my young nephews, aged three and five, watching TV after dinner.  Well, I was sitting anyway.  They were crawling up and down and around and through with the normal incessant energy of small boys. 

The large chair I was sitting on, and myself, of course, made up the jungle gym that the boys were using to expel some of that youthful energy.   The oldest had fallen (I may have playfully pushed him) from my knee and the younger one was high-centered on the chair’s headrest above me when a TV spot came on advertising a hair restoration clinic.

Pictures of prematurely balding men with depressed faces filed across the screen.  The boys halted in their irregular positions and watched the commercial for a second.  From the ground in front of me the older boy giggled.

“You kinda have that.” He said as he turned to look up at me.

I felt a tiny finger poke my bald spot followed by a small three-year-old voice from above my head.

“Yeah, wight therw.”

Dad-gum kids. Dad-gum painfully honest kids. 




At a wake for my hairline where the rootbeer flowed freely

"To the fallen!"








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